Blue bike and red umbrella

While taking this photo, I heard an absolutely hilarious exchange between two men with deeply eastern European accents, Russian or Ukrainian or something.

First man yelling to other man, "Is this your umbrella?"

Second man. Tone full of disgust and disbelief in a uniquely eastern European way "Fuck no! How the fuck could I ride a bike with an umbrella?"

"This *red* umbrella - is it yours?"

"It's not my fucking umbrella!"